That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bullet proof glass in front of him? I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine they were told that the mission was to rescue a bearded British hostage and he must be brought out alive.

For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.