What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!
Frankie BoyleI can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
Frankie BoyleI always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
Frankie BoyleNot only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
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