I get a standing ovation just standing
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.