If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.