If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.