If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.