If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

How can I die? I'm booked.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.