Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.