What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.