I don't see much of a future for this planet. I think it's a cursed planet. The boundaries we've drawn between nations and the profit motive - those two factors have, in my opinion, brought us to the point where almost nothing can stop the utter destruction of the environment and all our earthly life-support systems.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.