On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.