President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
My mother didn't get home until about seven most nights and, yes, there was a sense of being very alone after school. She gave me all the proper guidance and influences, but physically, she just couldn't be there.