Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

I became a radio nut. I loved the afternoon serials, and I got into jazz through the radio. I had a subscription to Down Beat when I was 12. And I'd spend a lot of time in front of the minor, miming records.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.