Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

Cancer research is a growth industry.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.