Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.