Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
It's harder to be funny from the position of power.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes