When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.

I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

Is there another word for synonym?