Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.