Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy actually put some coke under my nose and I was able to say, "No, thanks," and turn my head away.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.