Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. Those who decide what news you will or will not hear are paid by, and tolerated purely at the whim of, those who hold economic power. If the parent corporation doesn't want you to know something, it won't be on the news. Period. Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.