Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.