The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved - to teach it, probably, Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

I don't understand the problem with paroling Charles Manson? I say set him free and let him get on with his work. I have a long list of celebrities I'd be glad to share with him.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.