The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.