The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.

Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere