The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
George CarlinSome people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.
George CarlinCloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
George Carlin