Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain

As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone, as we all are on the planet, after all. Every atom in us is originally from a star. And during my moments of aloneness, I'm most mindful of that; that I'm just another group of matter randomly but wonderfully arranged. That's when I feel my immortality.