Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.