I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.