I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream. So there is some compulsion involved. But the dividend I get is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.