When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?
It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard. That's our history. We were founded on a very basic double standard: This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.