I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.