People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.