Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?