I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.