Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

My history of moving away from drugs is not the kind you hear from most people. Certainly not from celebrities, especially those professionally recovering people. What I've noticed in my overuse of cocaine is the period of pleasure versus the period of pain. That is to say that when you first get high on anything, the pleasure is predominant and you don't pay much price. A little hangover or whatever it might be with another drug. But after a while the ratio begins to change, and there' s far more pain in the deal than pleasure. It just completely goes in another direction.