He is dead now, but he meant well.
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.