To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.
George CarlinI'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.
George CarlinNo, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.
George CarlinI went to my old school, where all the kids I'd been with for eight years were about to graduate. But the sisters wanted me to repeat the whole term; so I went to the principal and pleaded with her to allow me to graduate with my class. She finally agreed on the condition that I write the graduation play. It was called How Do You Spend Your Leisure Time?Catchy title, huh?
George Carlin