I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.

When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""