I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

We are all precancerous.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.