I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.
In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.