The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.