I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George CarlinWhen you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George CarlinI think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin