First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.

There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got, because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

I kind of like it when a lot of people die, and on the other hand I always wonder how many unused frequent-flier miles they had.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.