Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
George CarlinAll Christian religions are outer-directed. "Who can I convert?" "Let's go to this country and make them Christians." "Wear this." "Do that." "No, don't worship that way. Worship this way or I'll kill you - for the good of your soul, of course." Meanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.
George CarlinYou've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
George CarlinI think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.
George Carlin