A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.