I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.