I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like its crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like its laughing. Nowadays, we would say, How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.

My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street.

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.