I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.