I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.