There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

Nothing can help my comedy.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.