With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'