With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.