It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.