..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't waste the pretty

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.