..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.