..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.