I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?