Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.