I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.