I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.