Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.