I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.