Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.
big plans require big action
Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!