There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."