Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!