Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?