Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.