It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.