Budget: a way of going broke methodically
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.