Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.