Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Home is where you hang your head.