Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

Time wounds all heels.