Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.