Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

The only real laughter comes from despair.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.