Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.