One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho MarxThis isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.
Groucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho MarxI must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx