You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
All geniuses die young.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.