If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.