If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Humor is reason gone mad.