I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now