I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxIf they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Groucho MarxEach morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Groucho Marx