I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.