I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

All geniuses die young.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life