I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.