Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood