It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.