If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.