I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.