He thinks I look alike!
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Women should be obscene, not heard.
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!