I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.