Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.