That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.