Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.