Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Women should be obscene, not heard.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.