Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

All geniuses die young.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.