Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Time wounds all heels.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.