A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.