Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.