I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Groucho MarxWould you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
Groucho MarxWe in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho MarxAnyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
Groucho Marx