I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication