Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.