Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I hope they bury me near a strait man