Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

All geniuses die young.

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!