Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

You're only as young as the woman you feel.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.