Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
Budget: a way of going broke methodically