I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

Always examine the dice.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.