I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.