I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.