A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
The only real laughter comes from despair.